Is there any way
to delete a photo so that I quit getting notifications about it?
June 2010
Lord, my cup runneth over with lesbians.
May 2010
I hate bug bites that don't start to itch until the next day.
DAMN YOU CHOMPING MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Kesha is ridiculous.
Shut your mouth with this blah blah blah.
Zip your lips like a padlock.
Meet me in the back with the jack at the jukebox.
Don’t stop, make it pop.
Wrong song, cunt.
Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where your dick’s at?
Oh, I will.
Kesha is ridiculous.
Shut your mouth with this blah blah blah.
Zip your lips like a padlock.
Meet me in the back with the jack at the jukebox.
Don’t stop, make it pop.
Wrong song, cunt.
Kesha is ridiculous.
Shut your mouth with this blah blah blah.
Zip your lips like a padlock.
Meet me in the back with the jack at the jukebox.
COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
thanks for breaking my goddamn concentration.
Dear Jenn,
COME TO THE BEACH.
Love, Tory and David.
P.S. Remember your contract.
oh god.
WHYYYYYYY
Why tomorrow? whyyyyyyyy
Because. It’s the plan. And we want you to come.
But Jenn and I are going to be making infants tomorrow!
(Note: Infants; more than one. c;)
I don’t quite know how I feel about this.
Dear Jenn,
COME TO THE BEACH.
Love, Tory and David.
P.S. Remember your contract.
oh god.
WHYYYYYYY
Why tomorrow? whyyyyyyyy
Because. It’s the plan. And we want you to come.
Dear Jenn,
COME TO THE BEACH.
Love, Tory and David.
P.S. Remember your contract.
Taygrrr
Nice name! Where’d you get it?
I'm scared of growing up.: Then by all means start helping me!!!!!! Right NOW :] →
torysoukup.tumblr.com
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ok thank you for that informationnn, it like a conversation?
It shows up on other people’s dashboards, on your followers dashboards.
well as if I have any followers, this is almost pointless for meeee :[
The point is that you should get on here more often. But don’t…
suck a dick whore. goodbye.
I love you?
Then by all means start helping me!!!!!! Right NOW :]
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Well, to start, you can reblog instead of posting a new post.
ok thank you for that informationnn, it like a conversation?
It shows up on other people’s dashboards, on your followers dashboards.
well as if I have any followers, this is almost pointless for meeee :[
The point is that you should get on here more often. But don’t post surveys. They clog up people’s dashboards.
I like surveys haha that was the only reason I was said for leaving myspace, ya ya lol I just feeling like I’m posting pointless shit that no one looks at :]
Pish posh.
Then by all means start helping me!!!!!! Right NOW :]
(via liviswhereitsat17)
Well, to start, you can reblog instead of posting a new post.
ok thank you for that informationnn, it like a conversation?
It shows up on other people’s dashboards, on your followers dashboards.
well as if I have any followers, this is almost pointless for meeee :[
The point is that you should get on here more often. But don’t post surveys. They clog up people’s dashboards.
Yikes, RIP Gary Coleman.
Then by all means start helping me!!!!!! Right NOW :]
(via liviswhereitsat17)
Well, to start, you can reblog instead of posting a new post.
ok thank you for that informationnn, it like a conversation?
It shows up on other people’s dashboards, on your followers dashboards.
Then by all means start helping me!!!!!! Right NOW :]
(via liviswhereitsat17)
Well, to start, you can reblog instead of posting a new post.
I really have no idea how to work this tumblr junk :p
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By all means, Maren and I could help.
STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING NCDOT WEBSITE.
“You must be age 16 or older to operate a moped on North Carolina highways or public vehicular areas. A driver license is not required, and the moped does not have to be registered, inspected or covered by liability insurance. A motorcycle safety helmet is required by law when operating a moped on North Carolina highways. A moped cannot have a motor of more than 50 cubic centimeters, an external shifting device or have the capability of exceeding 30 miles per hour on a level surface.”
WTF DID THAT EVEN MEAN
Good night, Tumblr.
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Lea Michel and Idina Menzel
had the BEST version of Poker Face I’ve ever heard in my life.
Also, I’m really glad Santana didn’t fuck up the Bad Romance yell.
I'm just asking based on appearance, not on who the person is
Don’t cloud the issue with facts.
Tumblr takes forever to upload videos. Booo.
Had fun in Raleigh
now to pass high school.
Someone keeps putting things about cuddling in my formspring
and while I know it isn’t who I really want it to be, I still want to know who the fuck wants to cuddle with me.
WORST RIDE HOME EVER
My scooter learned a new trick.
It’s called ‘get up to 30 make a noise like a vacuum seal being opened and cut the fuck out’.
THE INDEPENDENT (U.K.): The first volume of Mark Twain's autobiography to be published 100 years after his death →
independent.co.uk
Exactly a century after rumours of his death turned out to be entirely accurate, one of Mark Twain’s dying wishes is at last coming true: an extensive, outspoken and revelatory autobiography which he devoted the last decade of his life to writing is finally going to be published.
The creator of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and some of the most frequently misquoted catchphrases in the English language left behind 5,000 unedited pages of memoirs when he died in 1910, together with handwritten notes saying that he did not want them to hit bookshops for at least a century.
That milestone has now been reached, and in November the University of California, Berkeley, where the manuscript is in a vault, will release the first volume of Mark Twain’s autobiography. The eventual trilogy will run to half a million words, and shed new light on the quintessentially American novelist.
(via The Independent; discovered via BoingBoing)
I can feel my heart beating in my fucking kidneys
how weird is that?
