changed my Tumblr URL.
lol at my drunken state, what even happened.
We skyped for an hour and half and I saw your friend’s boobs, that’s what happened.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER I HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Jessica - I ate the shit out of that.
- Me - I had a date like that once.
Hahaha, no problem :)
So I’m makin’ a grilled cheese, right? I’ve got the butter on the bread all nice and even, the pan’s heatin’ up, everything is just right. I’m walking over to the stove with the cheese in one had, the bread balanced (buttered side up) in my hand and on my wrist, when little Miss Shit for Brains Bellatrix decides to run directly between my legs, trip me, and make me drop my bread. Buttered side down. So herp derp, I have to make a new goddamn sandwich.
That I burned.
Motherfucking ass shit cock juggling thunder cunt.
or is it a ‘good ol’ days’ sort of memory for them?
- Cleveland (R2-D2) - My sister Regina-D2 lives up here.
- Quagmire (C-3PO) - Is she single?
- Cleveland (R2-D2) - She's a lesbot.
Not really. I need an opinion on which game to play. I’ve narrowed it down to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and Kingdom Hearts RE: Chain of Memories.
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike youuuuuuuuuu :3
My ideal Valentine’s Day is when my girlfriend comes up with shit on her own :)
I have no idea to any of those. Fucking is fucking, I’ve got my right hand.
Oh my gosh, I wish you weren’t anon because that was clever as fuck.
Pendulums? Not really. I have sampled one, but it’s just not my style.
Grossest habit - I’m such a nose-picker. Rest assured, they don’t go to waste, I eat those suckers.
Favorite sex fantasy - I like using strap-ons. Use your imagination.
Worst thing that could happen during sex - A girl fakes it. I fucking hate it when bitches fake it.
okay, I’ll start with the easy one.
Favorite childhood game played outside: Cops and Robbers on bicycles and scooters (like, Razor scooters). We’d start at the mailbox for the cul-de-sac, like the ones on base, and no matter what, it would always start with “Welcome to the Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?” I loved it.
You: Are lovable and nice and a pretentious ass sometimes, but it’s part of your charm. You’re a really good big brother and I love you, but sometimes I want to punch you (and sometimes I try…). I suppose that’s part of being a sibling. Anyway, I like you more than I dislike you.
Put a message in my ask if you’re up for it :)
Rest assured, it’s Skins UK.
They’re all so cute!