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February 2011

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January 2011

What is it with me and massive undertakings lately?
Jan 31, 2011
Bloggin': 8 Covers That I Like More Than the Originals → jillianmorgan.tumblr.com

jillianmorgan:

1. “Tiger Mountain Peasant Song,” originally by Fleet Foxes, covered by First Aid Kit. I get chills when I hear this. The Söderberg sisters are angels. Sorry, Fleet Foxes. I love your music. Please don’t hate me.

2. “Hurt,” originally by Nine Inch Nails, covered by Johnny Cash. An easy one. There…

I agree with 2 & 5, disagree with 7 & 4.  Sorry, but Rufus Wainwright will always get me.  And Gloria Gaynor is a strong black woman.  It just can’t be topped.

Jan 30, 2011
Finally

changed my Tumblr URL.

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open-our-eyes:

lol at my drunken state, what even happened.

We skyped for an hour and half and I saw your friend’s boobs, that’s what happened.

Jan 30, 2011
Jan 30, 2011157,140 notes
Fun time Skypeing followers from Scotland!
Jan 30, 2011

roranicus:

neonnuggets:

If Gryffindors have a password to their dormitories

and the Slytherin dormitories are in the dungeons

and Ravenclaws have to answer a riddle to get into their dormitories

does that mean the Hufflepuff dormitories are in a new place every day and they have to find it?

^ THIS.

Jan 29, 2011682 notes
Jan 29, 2011
It's fucking Caturday on my bed.

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Jan 29, 2011
Jan 29, 2011157,140 notes
Guess who's going to see In The Heights this month? :D

YOU MOTHER FUCKER I HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jan 28, 2011
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  • Jessica - I ate the shit out of that.
  • Me - I had a date like that once.
Jan 28, 2011
Jan 28, 2011
Jan 28, 201143,903 notes
hey hey thanks I laughed quite a bit at the jumping the bones bit :)

Hahaha, no problem :)

Jan 28, 2011
Jan 27, 2011
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The fucking kitten.

So I’m makin’ a grilled cheese, right?  I’ve got the butter on the bread all nice and even, the pan’s heatin’ up, everything is just right.  I’m walking over to the stove with the cheese in one had, the bread balanced (buttered side up) in my hand and on my wrist, when little Miss Shit for Brains Bellatrix decides to run directly between my legs, trip me, and make me drop my bread.  Buttered side down.  So herp derp, I have to make a new goddamn sandwich.

That I burned.

Motherfucking ass shit cock juggling thunder cunt.

Jan 27, 20115 notes
I wonder if Ron and Hermione ever resent Harry for what he sort of put them through;

or is it a ‘good ol’ days’ sort of memory for them?

Jan 27, 2011
  • Cleveland (R2-D2) - My sister Regina-D2 lives up here.
  • Quagmire (C-3PO) - Is she single?
  • Cleveland (R2-D2) - She's a lesbot.
Jan 27, 2011
NEWS TEAM- ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Not really.  I need an opinion on which game to play.  I’ve narrowed it down to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and Kingdom Hearts RE: Chain of Memories.

Help me!

Jan 26, 2011
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Jan 26, 2011
Hmph! Fine! I don't need your help anyways! >:c

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike youuuuuuuuuu :3

Jan 26, 2011
I figured I may as well give you some attention, too. c: How your ideal Valentine's Day go? (And no, I definitely am not cheating by using TMI Tuesday/Wednesday as a way to get ideas; nope, no siree)

My ideal Valentine’s Day is when my girlfriend comes up with shit on her own :)

Jan 26, 2011
if you could only fuck one last time, how who and where would you do it?

I have no idea to any of those.  Fucking is fucking, I’ve got my right hand.

Jan 26, 2011
so we all know you like carpet and curtains, but are there any pendulums you'd like to sample?

Oh my gosh, I wish you weren’t anon because that was clever as fuck.

Pendulums?  Not really.  I have sampled one, but it’s just not my style.

Jan 26, 2011
whats your grossest habit? favorite sex fantasy? the worst thing that could ever happen during sex?

Grossest habit - I’m such a nose-picker.  Rest assured, they don’t go to waste, I eat those suckers.

Favorite sex fantasy - I like using strap-ons.  Use your imagination.

Worst thing that could happen during sex - A girl fakes it.  I fucking hate it when bitches fake it.

Jan 26, 2011
Could a get a full analysis on me? If not: favorite childhood game played outside.

okay, I’ll start with the easy one.
Favorite childhood game played outside: Cops and Robbers on bicycles and scooters (like, Razor scooters).  We’d start at the mailbox for the cul-de-sac, like the ones on base, and no matter what, it would always start with “Welcome to the Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?”  I loved it.

You:  Are lovable and nice and a pretentious ass sometimes, but it’s part of your charm.  You’re a really good big brother and I love you, but sometimes I want to punch you (and sometimes I try…).  I suppose that’s part of being a sibling.  Anyway, I like you more than I dislike you.

Jan 25, 2011
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Someone should Skype me.

Put a message in my ask if you’re up for it :)

Jan 24, 2011
Jan 23, 201124,474 notes
I fucking love tits.
Jan 23, 2011
About to watch my first episode of Skins ever.

Rest assured, it’s Skins UK.

Jan 23, 2011
Look at my

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They’re all so cute!

Jan 23, 2011
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Jan 23, 2011
Jan 23, 2011
My Childhood>Your Childhood.

heyhihellocaroline:

beyourpersonalsoldier:

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true dat ^.

i use to find phil of the future so hot

Jan 23, 201175,973 notes
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