December 2011
When someone from Mom’s side of the family comes to visit, it’s a lot like Goblet of Fire, y’know, when Durmstrang and Beauxbatons showed up.
“Tory, kindly don’t reveal to anyone from my family that you can’t even perform a simple room-cleaning!”
“Ken, take that ridiculous thing out of the living room!”
November 2011
Watchchesty-larue:
familyguyfun:
Iraq Lobster!
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK.
Awesome ideas I've had in the last two days:
1) Shops that give out canvas bags in an effort to go green should produce them in different styles: drawstring knapsacks, satchels, totes. This will encourage people to use them as everyday transportable storage and ensure free advertising for the company.
2) Pet product companies should consider making a brush for cats that feels like another cat’s tongue, thus relaxing them as you...
