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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

I HAVE A 49-YEAR-OLD MOTHER WHO HASN’T HAD A ROOT CANAL.  THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY WEEK EVER.

I really can’t wait to go to the dentist.  Here’s hoping they drug me up and I can’t feel the right side of my mouth anymore!

rachelscommotions:

Oh, sweet Nirvana.

the-madame-hatter:

ginger-gal:

You smoked and now you have lung cancer, no treatment for you! You knew that would happen!

You have an STI? Too bad, whore! That can happen when you have sex!

You were in a car accident? What the hell were you doing in a car? That can happen, you know! No ER visit for you!

You tripped and fell on your face and your nose is broken? Pfff, deal with it. Walking can result in tripping, you should’ve known that.

Your logic: it is stupid. faulty

fixed.

but Mom is probably going to make me wait until Monday which means throbbing tooth pain, minimal eating, and minimal drinking; as well  as walking around with my mouth hanging open like an idiot.

bicyclebitch:

because that’s a lie

they wrote glee season 2

I think Jillian will appreciate this.

Mom is finally teaching me to drive!  This way after I turn eighteen (IN A MOTHER FUCKING WEEK) I don’t have to be completely useless and I can get a job somewhere (B&N is what I REALLY want) and I’ll get put on the insurance for the white car as an occasional driver and fork over $83 to Mom for le insurance :)  On Tuesday we were at Dad’s office and we went to the back forty to practice basic controls and what you should do when you first get in the car and such and then we did reversing and three-point turns and parking.  On Sunday after church we’re going over to the Coastal parking lot and hopefully we will work on getting over 30 mph because that will need to happen eventually.  The biggest bummer about Mom teaching me is that I can’t drive on the road with other cars and I think that’s what I need to work on the most because they terrify me which is weird because when I drove the scooter I was significantly less scared of being in a wreck.  Probably because people have to yield to a scooter like they would a pedestrian so I was a tad bit safer, legally.  The point is that I’m very excited.

Plans for my almost-reached status of legal adulthood:  Get wicked Harry Potter tattoo. Buy cigarettes for myself!  Buy porn at least once.  Buy at least one lottery ticket.  Go to a titty bar with David.  Get license.  Submit Americorps application so Mom and Dad don’t have to do the parental verification thing.  Be productive.  Be happy!  After achieving license and job, find time to work out.  Get abs! (Now I’m just being silly.  I don’t have the devotion for abs!  But seriously, drop some weight.)

Plans for tonight: use StumbleUpon to procrastinate going back to sleep.  Maybe drink coffee so I can just pull an all-nighter.  Play KH2 and maybe beat it tonight.  Play soemthing else.  Maybe do some sit-ups. 

Plans for right now: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Old school SNL is fun to watch.

Oh, that’s right.  Barcelona!

I’m getting my first tattoo soon, and I’ve narrowed it down to two quotes from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure”; or

“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death”.

Regardless of the quote, it will have the symbol of the Deathly Hallows next to it, the symbol found at the beginning of the chapter where Xenophilius explains the Hallows to the trio.
The first quote is engraved on the diadem of Rowena Ravenclaw, which is one of the Horcruxes, the second is engraved on the grave of Lily and James Potter, so they both can have the symbol there without looking silly.

Btw, FUCKING SPOILER ALERT.  Although if you didn’t know most of this information already, I don’t know why we’re friends.