Send me a dirty message on anon, and if I'm too embarrassed to post it, you win.
April 2011
March 2011
orange
1) Harry Potter
2) Boobs
3) Books
4) Cigarettes
5) Playing pool
Keep in mind that these are my favorite things at this current juncture in time and are subject to change.
pink
My love life is awesome. I have a stellar girlfriend who makes me happy and deals with my shit :) The sex isn’t half-bad, either ;)
“Believing in God is as much like falling in love as it is making a decision. Love is both something that happens to you and something you decide upon.”
—Donald Miller
Photovoltaic cells, desk lamps & science.: Message me a color, →
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- orange: I’ll tell you 5 of my favorite things.
- yellow: I’ll tell you a secret of mine.
- green: I’ll tell you a fact about my appearance.
- blue: I’ll tell you a fact about my personality.
- purple: I’ll tell you 3 things i’m good at.
- pink: I’ll tell you…
Listen
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
IRISH SPRING CAME OUT WITH DEODORANT
Me and Matt are superstoked to have deodorant that matches our body wash!
someone skyyyyyyype with meeeeeeee
Someone forgot to hit anon!
Mhm :)
y are u such a bitch to your followers????????????
Because my followers can’t type a sentence to save their lives. Thank you for proving this point.
Anons.
You shouldn’t need someone to edit your questions before you ask them, but unfortunately you’ve all proved me wrong by being completely retarded. Yeesh.
who out of ur followers would u have sex with apart from ur gf??????????????????
You’re so clever. I wouldn’t have sex with them, I’m in a relationship.
what's your type and what turns you on in a girl??????????????????
Well, when I’m in a girl, I’m usually turned on already. Learn some grammar before you ask me questions.
out of ur followers who would u have sex with ???
Oh, I don’t know, my girlfriend?
do you mean celebs or real people (not that celebs are real but yeahh) .. you wouldnt know any of the 'real' people.
Hahaha, I guess celebrities. It was just the first question I thought of!
Listen
Tory Soukup
Garden That You Planted - Sea Wolf
Me covering it, a few mistakes, but I’m relatively satisfied.
Hold It In
Jukebox The Ghost
Hold It In by Jukebox The Ghost
If there’s a god, he’s embarrassed and it’s no secret why.
If you say “and ever” repeatedly, and fast enough, it sounds like you’re saying “endeavor”.
Seriously?
I have the best girlfriend ever.
Play
I hate you. I'm leaving you for bunnies.
D:
Screw you then. I'm getting my own Fuzzypants.
just stop shaving for a month!
Yeah! We can name him Mr. Fuzzypants and he can live under our beds! :3
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