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I. HAVE. MY. LICENSE.
THEEEEEEEEEEESE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSSS!!! Suck on them. I can now drive myself to work. I am teh stoked. In unrelated news, it’s TMI Tuesday! So ask me things!
Anonymous asked: WANT ME TO GET BITCHY WELL....HERREEEE III GGOOOOOO!!....hahaha jk honestly ive got no big secrets to tell you victoria i tried to but it didnt work.
Anonymous asked: I shouldn't feel this, but I miss you.
Anonymously tell me your biggest secret.
Of course it's fantastic when a small town pulls...
We all know Richlands has a big heart when people are injured, but it’s not because we’re a genuine, caring, community. We’re fucking nosy. And I’m so sick of people putting these kids up on a pedestal. Does no one know that the accident was the fault of the 17-year-old driver from our school? The dumbass didn’t stop at a fucking stop sign. Don’t get me...
When your name is in a math problem.
peppermintuniverse: rxchellerequillas: I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS?! HAHAHAHAH! LMAO ALWAYS. When your name is in a math problem… in a Bo Burnham song.
Sweet, sweet employment.