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Could God of War BE any more awesome?

Mar 30, 2012
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Mar 29, 2012142 notes

Good sweet Jesus, I love rage comics.

Mar 28, 20122 notes

Omg!  You’re a racist because you read the book once and happened to miss a single sentence describing the color of a character’s skin and had the audacity to create your own image of them!  Let’s mock you on tumblr where everyone is tolerated except people we disagree with!

Mar 26, 20122 notes

Cry me a fucking river.

Mar 23, 2012
PLEASE DO IT. INVADE MY PRIVACY PEOPLE.
  • 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
  • 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
  • 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  • 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
  • 8. How often do you listen to music?
  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
  • 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
  • 13. What about ‘R’?
  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?
  • 17. When was the last time you cried?
  • 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
  • 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
  • 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
  • 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?
  • 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
  • 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
  • 30. Does anyone hate you?
  • 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
  • 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?
  • 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
  • 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
  • 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
  • 44. What’s the best part about school?
  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?
  • 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
  • 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
  • 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
  • 52. Are you nice to everyone?
  • 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 56. Do you think you like someone?
  • 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
  • 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
  • 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
  • 60. Do you hate anyone?
  • 61. How’s your heart?
  • 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
  • 63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
  • 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
  • 65. Are your toenails painted pink?
  • 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
  • 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
  • 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
  • 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 70. How do you look right now?
  • 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
  • 72. Can you commit to one person?
  • 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
  • 74. Have you ever felt replaced?
  • 75. Did you wake up cranky?
  • 76. Are you a jealous person?
  • 77. Are relationships ever worth it?
  • 78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
  • 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
  • 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
  • 81. Last person you cried in front of?
  • 82. Is there someone you will never forget?
  • 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
  • 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
  • 85. Are you over your past?
  • 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
  • 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
  • 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
  • 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
  • 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
  • 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
  • 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
  • 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
  • 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
  • 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
  • 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
  • 97. Who do you have texts from?
  • 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
  • 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
  • 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
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Mar 15, 20121,078 notes
WHY IS THE PLAYSTATION HELP WEBSITE ONLY DOWN WHEN I REALLY NEED IT
Mar 15, 2012
Mar 6, 201231,871 notes
Mar 6, 201233 notes
Put stuff in my ask, I'm bored.
Mar 6, 20121 note
Also I wish people were awake right now.
Mar 6, 2012

I feel so lonely sometimes.  So much is going on in my life and I feel as though I’ve no one to discuss it with.  Taylor is wonderful, and she’s been more understanding than I could ever have expected, but I wish I had more friends to talk to.  David is great.  David has been there for me through so much, but sometimes our friendship seems so superficial.  

On January niinth, I got drunk and decided to drive home.  The reason I got in the car was ridiculous, but obviously it seemed important at the time.  I took a turn too fast, and I flipped my car and skidded about thirty feet on the roof.  My car is totaled.  I’ve been charged with having an open container, underage consumption, reckless driving, and driving while intoxicated.  My blood alcohol was .15, which is about twice the legal limit.  My license isn’t currently suspended, but is residing in my mother’s purse, as I’ve been deemed too irresponsible to drive.  Luckily, no one aside from myself was injured, and there was no external property damage beyond the car.  I was wearing my seatbelt and was able to get out of the car without assistance.  I broke the middle finger of my left hand and wore a cast for three weeks.  My cast is off as of February first and my first court date is on March thirteenth.  The whole legal process is expected to end around the end of the year, as the SBI tends to take a long time processing blood, which is needed for my conviction.   I’m ashamed of myself.  My family thinks I’m not taking this situation seriously.  I’ve lost all trust with nearly everyone in my life.  Please understand that I’m typing this for myself, to get this information out there for people to take it as they will.  In no way am I lamenting my troubles, as they are completely deserved.  My actions were foolish and reckless, and no one can be more relieved than I that there were no other people involved.

It feels good to type this all out.  

Mar 6, 20122 notes
You get one DUI, and suddenly the court remembers you're eligible for jury duty.

Balls.

Mar 5, 20122 notes
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