male privilege is ryan lochte responding to ye shiwen’s record-beating swim by saying “it was pretty impressive. and it was a female. she’s fast. if she was there with me, i don’t know, she might have beat me.”
lochte swam his final 50 meters in 29.10 seconds. ye swam it in 28.93. motherfucker, she DID BEAT YOU.
July 2012
- No one: So how do you balance being a father and a husband with being an athlete?
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
just a friendly reminder that this guy
is actually this guy
I hold my judgement until he smiles.
Zoo! (And it can't be Simba.)
Fine! Cats in general!
You guys should ask me some of these questions :)
- Art: Draw anything.
- Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
- Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
- Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
- English: How many languages can you speak?
- Fear: Tell us three fears.
- Game: What was the last board game you played?
- Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
- Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
- Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
- Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
- Love: Do you believe in marriage?
- Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
- Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
- Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
- Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
- Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
- Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
- Star-sign: When's your birthday?
- Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
- Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
- Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
- Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
- Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
- Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
- Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
i would stab someone for some kraft singles
“Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Master Wayne.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Allison Schmitt sounds like my family’s full-of-herself hipster/bragger/Penelope voice. I can see her twirling that lock of her hair and saying her mother was Busch Gardens and her father was Six Flags.
Best part about Mulan? The crossdressing.
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
- Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
- Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
- Interviewer: Yes.
- Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
- Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
